the-eldritch-jester:

While I forgot my phone outside for a few minutes, the gnomes figured out my password and started searching up gnome porn as fast as they could with their little fingers but I was faster. I remembered my phone and got it back and it’s fine now.

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catmask:

catmask:

what is the lamest thing that ever genuinely scared you like either as a kid or adult. i got scared of those halloween cartoon scooby doo ass eye stickers ppl put on mirrors when i was 9 and screamed so hard i fainted

you are an R L Stein protagonist my friend

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shitpeoplesayintf2:

the-scungles-of-crungles:

ultimate-valve-character:

Round 2: Match 6

Who is the ultimate Valve character?

Scout, aka Jeremy

Demoman, aka Tavish Finnegan Degroot

See Results

The fact that scout isn’t winning is making me lose faith in y'all.

Demoman isn’t even iconic. He’s the LAST guy you think of when you think tf2. I forget he exists tbh

Scout is like, 2nd or 3rd most iconic tf2 guy

… Y'all are weird.

THEYRE GOIN TA BURY WHATS LEFT OF YA IN A SOUP CAN

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endless-comix:

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escuerzoresucitado:

Greater sage-grouse (Centrocercus urophasianus)

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raytoroapologist:

mrsterlingeverything:

I’m on some kind of gayass journey

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chained2012:

thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤

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